my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me
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The video for the gif that’s been going around all day.
tHE GUY HOLDING THE CAMERA HIS FUCKIGN LAUGH AND THEN HEFALLS THE FUCK DOWN OH MY GOD JESUS DICKS IM FRICKGIN
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fear has a new face
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my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me
(via circumcising)
is kik what teenyboppers use? omg
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Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.
noooooooooooooo
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my farts smell my like long john silvers hush puppies
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